We all know the Miami Herald publishes old WP opinion columns long after they have been widely circulated and debunked on the tubes, I guess because they figure some old lady in Westchester doesn't have online access and therefore cannot learn what David Broder thinks about bipartisanship in real-time.

I kid, I kid.

Anyhoo, I suppose it's just a matter of days before the Herald winds up publishing this atrociously bizarre Richard Cohen column on torture. Hmm, maybe Richard really does know funny!

So to get you ready for tomorrow, or next week, or whenever the syndicate gets around to releasing the column to the Herald for publication, you can read Wonkette's actually funny (and stunned) reaction to it here.