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Steel Hector = South Florida's Woodstock?

Hi kids!
Let's give big props and thanks to Guest Blogger for so ably stepping up, stepping in and holding down the fort while I attended to Important Legal Matters.
Not only is that kid a tremendous lawyer -- he's a darn good blogger!
I think I handled the Important Legal Stuff pretty well myself, though there's always room for improvement. For example, next time I probably won't start an evidentiary hearing by asking the Judge if she would like one or two cocktail onions in her dry Gin Gibson.
Also, it's probably best during oral argument to not to refer to myself in the third person.
Who knew?
Anyways, thanks for the three thousand emails I received regarding the SHD reunion held Friday. You can see the pictures from the big event here.
You know how everyone from the 60s claims to be at Woodstock?
I think SHD is kinda like that -- everyone I know claims to have worked there at one time or another. Can that be possible?
Judging from the photos, it looks like there may be some merit to the claim.
SFL Friday -- Welcome, Guest Blogger!
Well kids, my day job has decided to intrude upon the part of my practice I like best -- foolin' around with you knuckleheads.
So as I prepare for and hopefully execute flawlessly various Important Legal Stuff over the next few days, I will leave you in the steady hands of Guest Blogger, probably until around sometime Monday, when I can get back to focusing on what really matters.
I have imparted to him the advice that Frank Sinatra passed on to Shecky Greene, "don't work blue," and Guest Blogger has agreed to clean up his act and not offend anybody while I'm away.
I'll check in periodically to make sure all you smart lawyers and judges are playing nice and saying only really positive and life-affirming things about each other.
Just pretend your mom (or Judge Shepherd) is reading this blog and knows who you are.
Have fun!
Welcome, "Guest Blogger"!

Folks, below is a guest post from a well-regarded, talented and successful South Florida litigator, who has kindly submitted the following contribution for your Thursday afternoon entertainment:
Guest Blogger, here.
I know, I know: You are angry. "Why is HE a guest blogger!?!? I've been reading this blog since DAY ONE! This just isn't fair! What does HE have, that I don't have?"
Calm down, calm down.
I am angry, I don't like people (No, silly - I am not Chris Carver), and I despise hypocrisy and self importance. So basically, I was separated from SFL at birth.
And, I have pictures of SFL. From college.
So, I am "Guest Blogger." Or anything else I want, from SFL.
Anyhoo, lots of comments in the last post about George L. Metcalfe, pedophilia, Gay adoption/Foster Parents, and ass.
Check this out, hot off the press (and right in George's backyard, no less!):
Those wacky Florida liberal judges, they must be sniffing glue, or sharpies, taking into consideration the parental bond formed with adoptive children.Florida must recognize out-of-state adoptions by gay couples even though its laws ban such adoptions, a state appeals court in Lakeland has ruled.
Sarasota Circuit Judge Donna Berlin erred when she wouldn’t recognize a former lesbian couple’s adoptions when the women lived in Washington state, the 2nd District Court of Appeal ruled unanimously Wednesday.
Florida is the only state that prohibits all gays from adopting. But the judges said the U.S. Constitution requires the state to give “full faith and credit” to the actions of other states, and there is no public policy exception to that requirement.
While living as a couple in Seattle, Kimberly Ryan and Lara Embry each gave birth to a child. Each then adopted the other’s child as the second parent. They moved to Sarasota and later agreed to share custody when they split up.
Ryan became engaged to a man and cut off contact between her biological child and Embry, saying that under her new Christian beliefs she didn’t think the relationship was good for the child. Embry sued for custody.
The lower court sided with Ryan, ruling the Washington adoption had no legal standing because Florida bans gay adoption and marriage.
The decision written by Judge James Whatley said Embry “must be given the same rights as any other adoptive parent in Florida.” Judge Craig Villanti concurred.
Judge Carolyn Fulmer said in a specially concurring opinion that the same-sex relationship was irrelevant.
Speaking of sniffing sharpies, check out this recent exchange with Justice Scalia:
MR. WRIGHT: Once you had reason to suspect a student is possessing any contraband that poses a health and safety risk, then searching any place where that contraband may reasonably be found is constitutional, and --
JUSTICE SCALIA: Any contraband, like the black marker pencil that -- that astounded me. That was contraband in that school, wasn't it, a black marker pencil?MR. WRIGHT: Well, for sniffing.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Oh, is that what they do?
MR. WRIGHT: It's a permanent marker.
JUSTICE SCALIA: They sniff them?
MR. WRIGHT: Well, that's the -- I mean, I'm a school lawyer. That's what kids do, Your Honor, unfortunately, Your Honor.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Really?
So sharpie-sniffers, see you all at the Love-In at Greynolds Park on Sunday, where you libertine tie-dyed hedonists can drive guys like George to step it up a notch and this time write a really controversial letter to the Florida Bar Journal.
Guest Blogging At David's Shop.

Hey, I'm a guest blogger!
David's got some kind of "big case," so he let your humble crappy servant fool around a little bit over at his very fine blog.
Thanks, and good luck David!!
You can see the results here.
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