I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me
Or am I even in it's mind at all
Perhaps I'll get a chance to look ahead and see
Soon as I find myself a crystal ball
Soon as I find myself a crystal ball

Tell me, tell me where I'm going
I don't know where I've been
Tell me, tell me, won't you tell me
And then tell me again
My heart is breaking, my body's aching
And I don't know where to go
Tell me, tell me, won't you tell me
I've just got to know

Crystal ball
There's so many things I need to know
Crystal ball
There's so many things I've got to know
Crystal ball

John Pacenti does a nice write up of the 11th Circuit's latest ILSA opinion.

The court's opening paragraph is somewhat discursive, and sets the tone:

In a market-based economy the price of housing, like other goods, is subject to swings. There was a sharp upward swing in housing prices between late 2000 and the end of 2005, and the resulting bubble was bigger in Florida than it was in most other states. Home prices there rose eighty-two percent in absolute terms during that short period, outstripping the fifty-one percent national increase. See Gabriel Montes Rojas et al., The Florida Housing Boom, 3 Fla. Focus 1, 2 (2007). All bubbles eventually burst, as this one did. The bigger the bubble, the bigger the pop. The bigger the pop, the bigger the losses. And the bigger the losses, the more likely litigation will ensue. Hence this case.

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I detect a slight whiff of condemnation, and it seems to run only to those buyers who sought to make out in the land boom, and not the developers. Or am I wrong?

Is the court saying this case is purely and solely a product of the bubble bursting, and not because of any alleged wrongdoing by the developer?

Let's read on:

After the housing bubble burst, the Steins had second thoughts about their decision to purchase the condominium unit. Wanting out of their contract, they seized on to the Interstate Land Sales Full Disclosure Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1701 et seq, a federal statute that has become an increasingly popular means of channeling buyer’s remorse into a legal defense to a breach of contract claim.

Where is this coming from?

How does the court know the exact causal relationship -- that the housing bubble burst, and that therefore the Steins had "second thoughts"?

If true, is this even relevant?

Also note the dismissive language regarding the motives of the Steins or their counsel in "seizing" upon ILSA, an "increasingly popular means of channeling buyer's remorse into a legal defense to a breach of contract claim."

Actually, I heard this once at a Federalist Society meeting, so it's probably true.

But does ILSA have an "intent" exception?

Personally, I feel the same way about § 1983 actions, which civil rights lawyers "seized upon" as an "increasingly popular means of channeling anger against LA cops when they choke-hold and beat up black people for no reason."

John gets a nice quote from the lawyer who dreamed up using ILSA as some sort of therapy to relieve his clients' buyers' remorse:

Stein attorney Joseph Stern at Saraga & Lipshy of Delray Beach said the appellate court was clearly biased against the buyers.

“They talk about our clients having buyer’s remorse. Statements like that have no place in the opinion. Those statements weren’t part of the record,” he said.

Stern said he will ask the full 11th Circuit to hear the case en banc.

“This is a case of great public importance,” Stern said. “There has been an enormous amount of cases on this issue.”

Not anymore, Joe.

Do some yoga, windsurf, whatever -- you need to find another outlet to channel your client's feelings.

Music is good -- how 'bout some old Styx?

Oy -- I could have guessed the result when I saw that Judge Carnes authored the Vamos a Cuba decision reversing Judge Gold's reasonable and measured ruling:

In a 2-1 decision, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta said the board did not breach the First Amendment, and ordered a Miami federal judge to lift a preliminary injunction that had allowed Vamos a Cuba to be checked out from school libraries.

The majority opinion supported the School Board's authority to set educational standards in Miami-Dade, saying the bilingual book, part of a library series on 24 nations, presented an ''inaccurate'' view of life in Cuba under its former leader, Fidel Castro.

''The record shows that the board did not simply dislike the ideas in the Vamos a Cuba book,'' appeals court Judge Ed Carnes wrote in the majority opinion. 'Instead, everyone, including both sides' experts, agreed that the book contained factual inaccuracies.''

But the three-judge panel's opinion -- not unlike the School Board's initial vote -- was so fraught with political rhetoric such as ''book banning'' that further appeals seem inevitable. Indeed, Carnes attacked the dissenting opinion's use of the phrase.

''That is a faulty foundation,'' he wrote in the 177-page ruling. ``The board did not ban any book. The board removed from its own school libraries a book that the board had purchased for those libraries with board funds. It did not prohibit anyone else from owning, possessing or reading the book.''

Next time can we get Kim Carnes to write the opinion? And get a load of the panel:

The ruling, written by Carnes and joined by U.S. District Judge Donald Walter of the Western District of Louisiana, concluded that the School Board also did not violate the due process rights of the American Civil Liberties Union.

Who?

Ok, I guess I can't have a problem with anybody whose entire full name consists of the first names of the musicians behind Steely Dan. You must have had some groovy parents, Judge.

Yes, the book's inaccurate. Frankly, it completely sucks as a children's book.

Do you know how many sucky, inaccurate books were in my elementary school library when I was a kid? Hail, I used to think the Indians stole our land, Christopher Columbus invented America, and steak and milk were good for you.

Be thankful there are any books in the school library, inaccurate or not. Sheesh, they've spent $250k litigating over this stupid book. Judge Wilson's dissent is well worth reading -- hey, let's put that in the school library.

Anyone else watch the George Carlin Mark Twain Prize show that was on Channel 2 the other night? I guess there were some very funny Catholics, too.

Here's Carlin on "the American okey-doke" -- NSFW, and if you work at such a place, I suggest you get the hail out of there.